修真聊天群
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史上最作死男主！電磁爐煉丹了解一下？某天，宋書航意外加入了一個仙俠中二病資深患者的交流群。裡面的群友們都以「道友」相稱，群名片都是各種府主、洞主、真人、天師，連群主走失的寵物犬都稱為大妖犬離家出走。整天聊的是煉丹、闖秘境、煉功經驗啥的。突然有一天，潛水良久的他發現……群里每一個群員竟然都是修真者！
某天，宋書航意外加入了一個仙俠中二病資深患者的交流群，裡面的群友們都以「道友」相稱，群名片都是各種府主、洞主、真人、天師，連群主走失的寵物犬都稱為大妖犬離家出走。整天聊的是煉丹、闖秘境、煉功經驗啥的。 突然有一天，潛水良久的他發現……群里每一個群員竟然都是修真者！
On a certain day, Song Shuhang accidentally joined a deeply afflicted Xianxia chuunibyou(Year 2 middle school disease) chat group, the group members inside all address each other as 『fellow daoist』. Their contact cards are all either Sect Master, Cave Master, Spiritual Master or Heavenly Expert. Even the group master’s missing pet dog named Great Devil Dog abandoned his home. They chat all day about things like concocting pills, intruding mysterious territories, martial arts experiences and more.
One day, he abruptly realizes after lurking for a long time that…… In this group, every single group member is actually a real cultivator, with the ability to move mountains and drain seas, the kind that can live for thousands of years!
Ah ah ah ah, his worldview has utterly collapsed in a single night!
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