修真聊天群
故事梗概
史上最作死男主!电磁炉炼丹了解一下?某天,宋书航意外加入了一个仙侠中二病资深患者的交流群。里面的群友们都以“道友”相称,群名片都是各种府主、洞主、真人、天师,连群主走失的宠物犬都称为大妖犬离家出走。整天聊的是炼丹、闯秘境、炼功经验啥的。突然有一天,潜水良久的他发现……群里每一个群员竟然都是修真者!
某天,宋书航意外加入了一个仙侠中二病资深患者的交流群,里面的群友们都以“道友”相称,群名片都是各种府主、洞主、真人、天师,连群主走失的宠物犬都称为大妖犬离家出走。整天聊的是炼丹、闯秘境、炼功经验啥的。 突然有一天,潜水良久的他发现……群里每一个群员竟然都是修真者!
On a certain day, Song Shuhang accidentally joined a deeply afflicted Xianxia chuunibyou(Year 2 middle school disease) chat group, the group members inside all address each other as ‘fellow daoist’. Their contact cards are all either Sect Master, Cave Master, Spiritual Master or Heavenly Expert. Even the group master’s missing pet dog named Great Devil Dog abandoned his home. They chat all day about things like concocting pills, intruding mysterious territories, martial arts experiences and more.
One day, he abruptly realizes after lurking for a long time that…… In this group, every single group member is actually a real cultivator, with the ability to move mountains and drain seas, the kind that can live for thousands of years!
Ah ah ah ah, his worldview has utterly collapsed in a single night!